Don’t Pork Here

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Here’s a little conversation I had with a nine-year-old at dismissal.

Me: Hi Timmy! Did you have a good day today?

Timmy: Of course!

Me: What’s the best part of your day?

Timmy: Ever night a guy walks his pet pig past my house.

Me: ___________

Timmy: It’s awesomer than it sounds.

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