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How to instantly become my favorite student: 

Be funny. 
How to instantly stop being my favorite student:
Let a long dingle dangle of snot hang out of your nose and rock back and forth so it swings like a pendulum while I’m watching you from across the room. 
This has been a public service announcement for all fourth graders. You may resume your regularly scheduled programming now. 

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